"What a blast. I thought I would be immune from the pain since I have heard Tim before, but my face hurt like everyone else in the room! Our folks are already asking when he is coming back... I guess an hour and a half of insane hysteria just wasn't enough."

"I'm just glad I didn't eat a lot of food before Tim's show... He was stinkin' funny. The bar is set really high with so much comedy on TV, but Tim had people laughing until they cried... Surprising, musical, and full-tilt fun. He's like an insane mix of Robin Williams and Neil Diamond."

"Tim hit it out of the park!"

"Ecstatic. Period."

"It was great fun to see a room full of serious educators completely lose it, dab their eyes as tears of laughter rolled down their cheeks, and wiggle in their seats because they didn't want to leave to go to the bathroom!"

"Tim, I saw you in concert last night. I just felt like I needed to tell you that I honestly can't remember the last time I laughed. I have been hit by several tragedies and losses in the last 18 months, and a friend called me and offered to take me to hear you. I have NEVER laughed that hard in my entire life, and I'm still laughing this morning. Thank you for bringing me out of the pit and giving me the gift of seeing the lighter side of life again. God knew that I needed it. You were awesome (except for the comments about people from my hometown - just kidding)! Thanks."

"It takes a special person to please my diverse group, and obviously Tim is just that: a 'special' person... I can't tell you how much we enjoyed his performance and would recommend him anytime to any audience."

"We had such a great time with Tim. We laughed so hard our faces were contorted by the end of the evening!"

"Tim was awesome, and I SO appreciate him. It is much harder to do clean comedy, but he has it down to a science. If I could order medicine for anyone who needed a good laugh, I would write out Tim Hawkins on the prescription pad."

"Dude, you SOLD OUT the Punchline Comedy Club on a Tuesday night! And you made me laugh so hard that my LEFT side hurt!"

"This was our 4th year to do a comedy event, and each year has been great. But Tim was by far the best comic we have had. And he allowed us to take him out after the event, which is always cool to me. Some people are a bit stand-offish or elitist, but Tim was awesome and down to earth and I think he enjoyed hanging out with us little people and eating some pretty good Mexican food."

"What a great night. Tim had all 900 people laughing hysterically for 2 hours. We could hardly catch our breath, and our jaw muscles were sore for days. And Tim is real: humble, easy to talk to, and not stuffy at all. He took the time to talk with our people - We really enjoyed his authenticity."

"Tim is not right in the head... a HUGE success..."

"Tim was a huge hit here at LifeBridge. He's a believer and he's hilarious... and that's a rare combination. We LOVED him!"

"Confession from an ex-funny speaker: I used to be the funny man around my house, but then I performed at an event with Tim Hawkins. Now all my family wants to do is watch his stand-up DVD and listen to his CD. Sigh... I'll never be funny again. Tim is fresh, current, creative, and the audience can't get enough of him. People laughed so hard that they had to mop the floors when he was done."

"Our staff just finished a wrap-up evaluation, and you get an A+! What a class act you delivered. To bring in so many people for an event that has never been tried before was very encouraging for all of us. Thanks for what you do... so well!"

"Tim is the height of audacity. He makes people cry, scream, and howl... and then he starts his act!"

"The doctor said I will eventually recover from my splitting sides! That is how I felt after seeing Tim Hawkins at the 2008 Children's Pastors Conference. He helped the CPC participants temporarily forget any problems they might have had, and we will definitely have him back."

"Tim rocked the party - He had 3000 people standing and begging for more. I have hired over 50 of the best comedians in the nation, and Tim is in the top 3. It was outrageous."

"It was a joy to have Tim here, and his comedy gave me an endorphin high!"

"A++!!! People had no idea it would be this funny."

"My phone has rung off the hook with people trying to find out how we got Tim Hawkins in Bowling Green! Tim was great, and I'm sure it's not every day that he gets to perform in a place like the Dragon Cafe. His green room was a janitor's office... Kinda had that 60's lounge lizard feel to it. We can't wait until next year to have Tim back!"

"'Cletus Took the Reel' alright... Tim Hawkins = 1, Old Way of Doing Things = 0. We have 3000 people here in Seattle who almost went to heaven because Tim KILLED."

"Sold out show, Tim was great as expected, and we are ecstatic."

"People LOVED it! Comedy is big in Canada, and everybody thought he would be funny. But Tim was over the top. What a great night!"

"Tim was awesome. 5000 students in the coliseum, and he made the event."

"We had a packed church, and if anybody was sick in the house, they surely laughed themselves well again. Tim is the best."

"What a great show! I was amazed at Tim's energy, enthusiasm, creativity, spontaneity, and gift for finding comedy in the everyday. His ability to laugh at himself, in addition to laughing at (and along with) the rest of us, endeared him to us all. Can't wait for next year!"

"I have had the privilege to see Tim perform on 5 different occasions, and I think he gets funnier every time. His ability to alter a song is truly the work of a comedic genius. I guarantee that if you attend a Tim Hawkins show, you will laugh the entire time and then leave with a sore face."

"Okay, my friend laughed so hard she popped her underwire... and my husband became Tim's 1st Canadian groupie. It's 2 days later and my ribs STILL hurt. God has blessed you - and your audiences - with your amazing ministry. You might want to consider adding a warning to your promo posters: 'Tim is not responsible for any personal injury caused by bursting underwires.' Thank you, thank you, thank you for coming to Canada!"

"It is tough to make a room full of former fighter pilots and professional athletes roll on the floor in laughter, but Tim did it - mission accomplished."

"Tim served up the greatest night of comedy we have ever hosted. I was a little concerned because several elderly people were in the crowd. But there was nothing to worry about... By the time the evening was over, there wasn't a dry seat in the place."

"We are huge Tim Hawkins fans."

"2 nights = 2 incredible shows. Rave reviews!"

"Our Couples Night Out event has never sold out... We sold every ticket in 2 weeks. The room was packed 15 minutes before showtime. People laughed for 75 minutes straight, and the line at the product table afterwards went for days. The following day, we booked him for next year. Yeah, I think Tim went over pretty well..."

"A-MA-ZING... Best ever... The entire crowd was doubled over."

"SO unbelievably talented... America's got to wake up to the 'Party made flesh' Tim Hawkins."

"Tim is truly sick."

"Incredibly funny. We had veteran camera guys shaking so hard that they barely got their shots. If you can make a camera guy laugh, you're REALLY good!"

"Tim smoked it, man. He took 1800 students and leaders and grabbed them by the throat. A HUGE WIN!"

"Tim should market his DVDs as fitness videos! It was High-Intensity laughter... Our muscles were sore in places we didn't know we had - I'm still trying to recover."

"OH MY WORD! Tim wreaked havoc from the word 'GO'. One lady was grasping for her inhaler, and I thought the guy next to me was going to wet himself. Hilarious!"

"AWESOME! I'm still answering all the emails and messages from the men in our Band of Brothers men's ministry."

"People might not consider Tim's comedy a ministry, but I sure do. I can take my teenage sons to a show... They laugh and talk about it for days... They tell their friends about it... It ministers to them to prove that God and everything Christian is not lame! People need to know that this kind of entertainment is out there. Thanks Tim!"

"My friend is a cancer survivor and doesn't laugh or joke around very much. She was literally howling with laughter. It was a precious sound."

"Classic! Excellent! Tim had everyone rolling for almost 90 minutes!"

"What a great night. We look forward to having Tim back, hopefully with the Tunafish Band."

"Ladies Night Out + Tim Hawkins = Awesome! 800 women laughed 'til they cried and left the event completely energized. And here's a story: One woman went home, got her husband out of bed, and made him watch Tim's DVD. Before long, he laughed so hard he fell off of the couch!"

"Tim has a rare gift. He brought an entire University together by making differences dissipate between students, faculty, and staff. It was 90 minutes of relentless, gut wrenching, out of control laughter."

"If laughter is good medicine, then Tim is the cure for all that ails you. What a site to see in our worship center... 80 year olds laughing hysterically next to 15 year olds. Tim is amazing!"

"Tim possesses all the comedic gifts: a weird mind, wit, improvisation, facial expressions, body contortions, musical talent, accents, and impeccable timing. He's a one man comedic band!"

"Tim doesn't have ADD; he has HSP (Hyper Sensory Perception). He notices everything, and it's all funny. We'll never forget it."

"Fantastic... I laughed so hard that I actually laugh different now. I think Tim broke loose some laughing muscles that I didn't know I had!"

"OMG - Tim should come with a WARNING SIGN: Only those healthy enough to howl, gasp for air, grunt when elbowed by a loved one, and able to withstand a good kick in the pants should attend. What a night... We LOL til we cried!"

"Tim's performance at the Kimball Theatre was awesome (as expected)... The audience was thrilled... Great show!"

"My sister and I have never laughed so hard in our lives. Tim is funnier than any comic I've seen on television. I'm so happy that I bought a ticket to his show in Williamsburg... Best money I've spent in years!"

"I dare anyone to keep a room full of 200 educators the week before the kids come back riveted to their seats and busting out in hysterical laughter. He is a perfect combination of a crazy parent and a middle school kid. Every educator should hear him!"

"Tim is the best entertainer we have ever had. He made us laugh 'til it hurt, and we can't wait to have him back."

"Tim brought the biggest laughs in the history of our church... and it was founded in 1891!"

"We've had a long relationship with the Tempe Improv. EVERY big-name comic has been on our show. And this is our Favorites List: Brian Regan, Tim Hawkins, Jim Gaffigan, and Frank Caliendo."

"Anyone who can make a room full of Pentecostals laugh like that isn't just funny... He's gifted!"

"Tim will make everyone in the crowd laugh... unless they're dead. We laughed so hard that it felt like a workout at the gym. I was particularly impressed with his ability to move through his act making sure he was connecting and keeping the crowd engaged. We will definitely have him back."

"Tim was incredible! It was the first concert event in our church's history, and Tim put on a show that rocked the house. People not only laughed all night but bonded together in community. Thank God for this ministry to the body!"

"A huge success... A packed house... Thank you for what you do, and thanks for making it possible for us to have such a great event."

"We went from Easter on Sunday to Tim Hawkins on Friday. Moving from the sublime to the ridiculous may not be a church growth principle for everyone, but it worked for us! What a great event to follow The Great Event. We look forward to Tim's return if Jesus doesn't beat him."

"Ordinarily 'mortgage bankers' and 'hilarious' don't fit in the same sentence. But there is nothing ordinary about Tim Hawkins. His unique brand of comedy has brought non-stop laughs to our production team and staff for two years straight."

"A lady in the back row was 8 1/2 months pregnant, and she was laughing so hard that I thought we were going to have an incident. Tim hit it out of the park once again."

"Fantastic... Even today people are still talking about Tim's show."

"How do we follow that? Tim delivered the best night of laughter most of us will ever remember. We heard comments like 'My jaws hurt for days', 'I have never seen my husband laugh like that', 'That was the best night - Tim was hysterical', and 'When I heard the church was bringing in a comedian, I thought how good can that be? After all, how can he be clean and funny? Boy was I wrong!'"

"Tim rocked the Cisco house. He had 250 seasoned sales professionals crying... Funny, clean, creative, and perfect for a corporate venue. We would have stayed as long as he wanted to perform."

"If you are looking for an evening that will catch you by surprise... then Tim is your man. We sold out 2 nights in a row, and ALL ages connected with this guy (at least as best as you can connect with anyone who is A.D.D.) You will not be disappointed when Tim comes to your town. His comedy is real-life and real-time, and just when you catch your breathe, he hits you again..."

"Forget abdominal crunches. Just have Tim come entertain. All the calories consumed at dinner were burned off laughing. This was our 2nd event in the past year with Tim... We can't get enough."

"Tim was a riot from beginning to end. After 90 minutes of laughs, he left our sold out crowd wanting more."

"Weeks have passed since Tim's performance, yet staff and members alike are still laughing out loud. We're definitely bringing Tim back."

"Everybody left energized. Next time, we forget the meal and just enjoy Tim for two hours."

"Tim was stinking hilarious. He left our students begging for more and that NEVER happens. The next morning, students were beating down my door asking to have Tim back every year."

"No doubt one of the greatest events we've put on in a long time. I have never seen so many people laugh so hard for so long."

"Spectacular... Fabulous... Bravo! Tim can do the impossible, including turning Baptists into a bunch of table-banging, floor-rolling, side-splitting, moon-howling, back-slapping, pants-wetting people. Tim redefines and sets the true standard for holy laughter. If you do not use Tim for your event, you are doing your church a disservice."

"Tim was terrific - I told him after the program ended how glad I was that he didn't suck. As a meeting planner, finding the right comedian to fit a group you know well can be a daunting task. I don't know how many tapes I watch trying to find a good fit each and every year. But wait... now I have to find someone next year that will live up to the bar that Tim set. Dang it. What was I thinking?"

"We had a full house with people coming from all over the Phoenix valley, and Tim kept everyone laughing and hooting until the final moment. No one has ever gotten a standing ovation in our church. I think the sounds of cheers and clapping are still reverberating in the rafters!"

"Tim is side-splittin', cheek hurtin', mascara runnin', hadn't laughed this hard in a long long time funny."

"Get this... One person in the audience literally 'busted a gut'. She had abdominal surgery the week before, and she laughed so violently during Tim's performance that a pin popped loose. Then she bought his DVD to take home and subject herself to more punishment!"

"I don't think I have ever laughed that hard for so long - uninterruptedly! Tim was absolutely fantastic. God has given us all the wonderful gift of laughter, but He certainly has blessed Tim with the special talent of ministering to others through comedy. Life can be heavy, and being given the opportunity to really laugh for an extended time is a massage to the soul."

"If you can make 2000 holiness evangelical ministers laugh like that, you've got talent! We're still laughing days after the event."

"Tim made our party a huge hit! I have never had so many compliments. Hilarious, clean, and everyone is still talking about him."

"Tim killed! And he was a dream to work with... Totally smooth from booking to showtime to follow up..."

"60 minutes of gut-bustin' funny."

"Tim has 1600 new fans... We loved him! For 7 years, I've been looking for someone this funny who works clean."

"Hilarious... We would have him back in a heartbeat!"

"I can't say that I've ever been picked up and thrown over a guy's shoulder during the song YMCA and slapped on the butt in front of a huge crowd of people... but hey, there's a first time for everything!"

"I challenge anyone else to make a room full of 1000 people laugh that violently for 90 minutes straight. The next time Tim comes to Tucson, we're passing out Depends and girdles. My stomach muscles are still sore."

"There are only 3 or 4 people who can make truly make me laugh. Tim can make me blow milk through my nose..."

"The audience loved him... They laughed so hard, they were rocking the pews."

"Wow, what a talent! We here at KMOC can't say enough great things!"

"Tim connects with college students! He thawed the 'real' frozen tundra with his comedy tour on three of our campuses (University of Mary, Minot State University, and Dickinson State University). We will definitely bring him back."

"Tim RAWKS! He had us laughing before he said a word. I'm just glad he uses his powers for good."

"Tim absolutely saved the day. We had over 1000 people in the convention center with tons of food service problems. But I received at least a dozen letters from people saying 'Forget the food... It was all worth it just to see Tim!'"

"One of our music ministers had just been released from his church staff position, and he laughed so hard he could hardly sit in his chair. Several of our folks needed that diversion to just laugh for a while. What a great time!"

"Stinkin' HILARIOUS! I've seen Tim 100 times on DVD before, but I never expected that he would be even funnier live. Incredible...I have to get him back to MNU!"

"Over 450 Realtors were falling out of their chairs... and no one left the party early. Tim proves that a comedian can work clean and be funny. And from the planner's perspective, he is a pleasure to work with."

"... an out of the box Christian comedian who took over 550 of us there with him... To say that Tim gave us a tremendous outreach opportunity to our community would be a HUGE understatement. We can't wait to bring him back, with the whole band next time!"

"Over 500 people laughed for a solid hour! We have never experienced that kind of comedic energy and enthusiasm."

"The boy ain't right. The amazing part is how he reels in a diverse audience from 6 years old to 80+... and they were all in tears."

"I'd preached myself hoarse before, but I'd never laughed myself hoarse until Tim came to town. I was praying for a break in the action just so I could breathe!"

"AWESOME does not begin to describe Tim. He induced laughter every second while on that stage. He is an ABSOLUTE don't miss!"

"Tim, you nailed it once again! I know the travel is grueling, and all the stuff you have to put up with in the entertainment world gets old. But there is whole-hearted agreement that you are the BEST. Keep up the great work."

"Outrageously funny. Five people told me the day after the show that their stomach still hurt."

"Our cheeks were still sore the next day!"

"If laughter is good medicine, there were a lot of empty medicine cabinets after Tim's performance. Young and old were gasping for breath..."

"From the second Tim took the stage with his dodge bricks and snot bubbles, the room roared."

"Want a night of side-splitting comedy? Tim is your guy."

"I thought our principal was going to throw up."

"Sounds of laughing, gasping, snorting, and screaming filled the room... Tim is wide open! His style of clean comedy was a direct hit... Phenomenal!"

"One room... 2000 people gasping for air. This was THE funniest comedic performance we have ever seen."

"Thank you for the sideache here at the Left Coast Christian Outpost! We would all be thrilled to have you as our neighbor in heaven. And many thanks for the DVDs to go to our friends in Germany serving military families."

"Tim Hawkins is a comic genius! He should offer medical assistance to his audiences immediately following his act. Even into the next day, everyone was complaining about their facial muscles cramping. You will literally beg him to ease up, because every other phrase is a homerun. You can't keep up!"

"Tim raised the bar in Christian entertainment. He blended contemporary style with a Christian flavor to create a night filled with laughs and refreshing perspective."

"It was like watching a great fireworks show. I kept thinking 'This must be the big finale'. But Tim just keeps raising the level, changing the dynamic, pulling out more A+ material... and the show ends with this explosion of energy. You are actually torn between watching Tim or people around you falling out of their chairs. I thought somebody was going to get hurt."

"Tim wasn't just 'really funny'. He set the room on fire for 2 straight days. I've never seen anything like it."

"If there were a Comedy College, Tim Hawkins would be a required course."

"Talk about comedy overload! Get ready to laugh... and bring a bottle of oxygen."

"I had to keep taking off my glasses to wipe away the tears, but I guess that's not as bad as my associate who nearly peed her pants! It was refreshing to laugh so hard..."

"It's not fair. Tim performs, and people can't stop talking about it for a week. Why can't they do that with my sermons?!"

"Tim had the whole company in tears with laughter... By far, the best entertainment we have ever had!"

"Two standing ovations... On a scale of 1-10, we rate him a 15! Tim has become the measuring stick of comedians, and we haven't found anyone who comes close."

"I thought the man in front of me was going to need an ambulance... No one knew that Tim could 'walk on pews' - He was the funniest thing we have ever seen in our church."

"...relentless, resounding, refreshing, riotous... Our event was an astounding success, with everyone begging for more! Tim is an amazing talent, and on top of all of that, he is one terrifically nice guy."

"The lady sitting behind me was gasping so hard for breath that she started barking like a seal! I've always enjoyed comedy... but I have never experienced this level of hysteria before Tim came to town."

"Watching Tim perform is like eating an entire Pecan Pie at one time... You wonder if you can take another bite."

"Hilarious doesn't even cover it."

"Tim is more than funny. I mean, we expected to laugh... but we didn't expect to be sore the next day. Tim customized his comedy to our church, our pastors, our city... Thanks to Tim, our event couldn't have gone any smoother."

"Without a doubt, Tim is one of the funniest, most gifted humans on the planet. A little off his rocker... but truly gifted! What a great event..."

"Tim drops the bomb on the polyester suit-wearing, organ music-listening, stuffed-shirt image of the church. He headlined our 2-year anniversary celebration, and I had couples who had never stepped foot in a church before tell me 'I'll be back'. If you take Acts 1:8 seriously, partner with Tim on a comedy outreach night."

"One lady told me her sides still hurt 3 days after the show."

"Your only issue will be audience members falling out of their seats... a guaranteed home run..."

"Magnificent. Tim's ability to entertain adults and children of all ages is amazing..."

"Tim was hilarious... just what we were praying for. The event was a huge success."